I fell asleep listening to Welcome To Night Vale last night and dreamt that I was crawling around drunk on the floor of a health food shop desperately searching for pastathe guy at the counter had to help me get the pasta off the shelf but he got the wrong one and I was like NO NOT THAT PASTA whilst eating it anyway wtnv
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WAIT
HOW DOES MY BOOK END!?!?!?!?!?
WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE CHANGED!?!?!?!?!